Buck Fush
Yes, I blame Bush for the rising gas prices. If it wasn't for his quagmire in the Middle East, prices wouldn't be this high. Fucking Christ, $2.57 per gallon! And its only supposed to keep rising over the next week or so, and the only thing we can do is lube up so it doesn't hurt so much when they fuck us from behind. If only America had a mass transit system equivalent to those found throughout Europe.