The Washington Redskins Won!

Yeah, so? Why do I care? These are questions you may all be asking. Well, you’re in luck. I have answers.

The outcome of Washington Redskins home football games has correctly predicted the winner of every U.S. presidential election since 1936.

This is how it works: If the Redskins win the last homegame before the election, the incumbent party stays in the White House. However, if they lose, then the incumbent party packs their bags and goes home.

I sure hope this phenomenon stays true, because as Animal (from the Muppets) on the Mr. SOS mixtape says, “Bush Go Bye Bye! Ayeyayayaya!” Wasn’t that a good Animal impression?

10/31/2004

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