Potty Talk

No, I’m not talking about the four-letter words we all love to use. This time, I am in fact talking about going to the bathroom, more specifically, urinating. I know this may seem like an odd topic to blog about, but I’ve not been posting much and I decided to post this little thing I noticed about going to the bathroom. For those not offended by pee talk, continue to read.

Have you ever really had to go pee, so you go and then after a few moments you quit going? You think to yourself, wait, I got up because I really had to go, and that’s all that came out? Surely there has to be more in there. I mean, I felt like I had to go more. So where is it? Then you wait a few moments thinking maybe it’s afraid to come out. It’s just not ready, like the baby bird that won’t leave the nest. You try and make it come out. You think of running water or a slow steady drip, but nope, nothing. That was hardly worth the trip.

Another thing I’ve noticed about peeing, and this only happens to guys, well, at least I hope it only happens to guys. When a guy is going pee for a long period of time, it’s almost as if it is draining the life force out of you. Our natural reaction is to place a hand or arm on the wall and support and/or brace yourself. I don’t know why we do it. I mean, it seems like the pee is taking forever to come out, but it can’t really be that long. Long enough to get tired? Most likely not. I also notice that this wall-leaning usually occurs when you’ve had a bit too much to drink, or perhaps after you wake up from a long night of drinking. Enough of this potty talk.