On Ringtones

Listen up! Yes, I’m talking to you, the person sitting near me in a restaurant with the extremely annoying ringtone. Knock that shit off! We don’t care that you think you’re super cool because Avril Lavigne is telling you one of your lame ass friends wants to get in touch with you. We don’t think you’re cool because your new ringtone is the new crappy song by Fall Out Boy or another just as shitty band. The music you listen to sucks, your phone sucks, and your ringtone most definitely sucks. If you HAVE to use an annoying song for a ringtone, which you don’t, at least have the courtesy to put it on a lower setting when you’re in public. Why do you need it at the highest possible fucking volume? You don’t, especially since you want to show the whole world how cool you are and have your phone out and are playing with it every two seconds. Is your hearing that bad that you can’t hear your phone even on the highest possible setting when it’s in your hand? For fucks sake, knock that shit off. Oh, and emo kids, talking to the “fellas” here, quit shopping in the women’s section of the Gap.

That is all.