The Perfect iPhone Feature

I was in IRC today and came up with the perfect iPhone feature that needs to be implemented within the next 10 days. It is quite brilliant and can save the world of technology from one of their biggest problems….. fanboys.

SHRIKEE does the iPhone have teleport?
SHRIKEE ^^
shep no… but i’m hoping it has a self destruct button so all the fan boys will be wiped off the planet :D
SHRIKEE :(
SHRIKEE i wont use that button
shep yes you will
SHRIKEE and so wouldnt any fanboy
shep cause it will be pretty
SHRIKEE hahah
shep and it will cost extra to press
shep so all the fanboys will press it. because they want to show how cool and pretty their stuff is
shep it’s quite brilliant actually

One of these days Apple is going to take a shit in a box and call it the iTurd and it will cost $500. They will sell out within 2 hours of their release.