Canada, prepare yourselves. If I can easily transfer my teaching certification without taking a crapload of classes, I’ll be joining you guys.
Bush won. I do not know how. That is so fucking retarded. Goes to show how blindly people will follow someone. He has been the worst president (and yes, I can back that statement up, but what’s the point? you won’t listen anyhow) our country has ever seen. Prepare for 4 years of hell. And I’m not being dramatic.
Yeah, so? Why do I care? These are questions you may all be asking. Well, you’re in luck. I have answers.
The outcome of Washington Redskins home football games has correctly predicted the winner of every U.S. presidential election since 1936.
This is how it works: If the Redskins win the last homegame before the election, the incumbent party stays in the White House. However, if they lose, then the incumbent party packs their bags and goes home.
I sure hope this phenomenon stays true, because as Animal (from the Muppets) on the Mr. SOS mixtape says, “Bush Go Bye Bye! Ayeyayayaya!” Wasn’t that a good Animal impression?
Wow, it was fun. There were a few people last night who though charlie actually was a girl. (pictures will hopefully be coming soon). I was soo drunk… The best costume of the night had to be the three guys from Weekend at Bernies. The guy that was Bernie looked exactly like him. I saw a couple other Larry the Cable Guys. Well, they could have been normal Springfieldians. Who knows. Anyway, I’m tired and need to nap or something.
Matt’s room is completely empty now. He moved out. I put 95% of the blame on Michelle (and i’m pretty sure everyone else does as well).