I posted this over at Political Jackass, but I thought I’d post it here as well. Watch the video of Bush unable to leave.
The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 – 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Read more
Bank Locater posted 37 Rules to Being a Man. These are quite funny and true.
1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:
– When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
– The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
– After wrecking your boss’ car.
– One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
– When she is using her teeth.
2.) Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. Read more
The Boondocks, the genius comic strip created by Aaron McGruder is finally making its way to the small screen. After being delayed several times (moving networks, and the usual delays that come with a animated program) the cartoon starring Regina King and John Witherspoon will make its debut this Sunday night during the Adult Swim block on the Cartoon Network. The show focuses on two black children and their grandfather living in white suburbia. The Boondocks has been one of my favorite comic strips for years and I’m excited about what kind of controversy this show can stir up. This cartoon won’t be for everyone though. Those that are offended by racial issues, Bush bashing, and common sense need not watch. The offical site (which is still under construction) can be found at: Boondocks.net.
What happens when someone rips off Kevin Smith’s Clerks and mixes it with superheros? This of course.
If you haven’t seen Clerks, or Clerks the Animated Series, you probably wouldn’t understand this or pick up on the Kevin Smith-esque dialogue.