Whose Line? is one of my favorite shows ever. The improv and comedy is classic. Check out this clip from Youtube. It could possibly be the funniest scene from Whose Line is It Anyway?
What is that you ask? Well, that is a funny line on this clever website. They go on to say:
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How did I find this site? Well, Adam was recommending their hosting in #wordpress.
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If you stop by #wordpress on chat.freenode.net and ajnewbold is there, make sure and ask him to recite every line of The Hunt for Red October.
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This site is great. The site looks nice and keeps you laughing along the way.
Well, since I am talking about theories, and believe me, The Chappelle Theory was a really good piece of writing, I shall now tell you about a theory that every college student knows about. This theory is called The Buffalo Theory. It might just be the greatest theory every formulated by man. I know not who wrote this, I am only retelling it.
All through the Great Plains, there were millions of buffalo. The buffalo were hunted by the Plains Indians, or the more politically correct term, the Native Americans. These Native Americans had a system to hunting the buffalo. You see, buffalo move in herds. They can only move as fast as the slowest member of the herd. The Native Americans recognized this, and would hunt the slowest member. What they didn’t realize is that when you kill the slowest member, it would essentially make the herd faster, as now the slowest member has been killed. This made it more difficult for the Native Americans to hunt the buffalo after long periods of time.
Alcohol is a lot like those Native Americans. Instead of hunting buffalo, it hunts brain cells. Now, just like the buffalo, brain cells can only work as good as the worst one. Alcohol kills the slower brain cells. Therefore, the more you drink, the smarter you become. So drink up everyone. The world is counting on you.
Should this be posted under humor? I’m not sure. What I am sure of is this site is a good read. From the site:
This account of Dave Chappelle’s fall from grace has been pieced together by me, a retired public relations executive who wishes to remain anonymous. my contacts, many of whom were closely related to the individuals involved, enabled me to fairly accurately recount the events that took place. You can take this for what you wish, but it is the truth — the abhorrent byproduct of the industry I used to hold to such a high esteem. Read more
The week before Thanksgiving, things got boring in the Social Studies Dept. Read our Thanksgiving Haikus (I’m the Apprentice)