I posted this over at Political Jackass, but I thought I’d post it here as well. Watch the video of Bush unable to leave.
The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 – 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Read more
There is a trailer for the upcoming movie adaptation of Philip K. Dick’s book by the same name. The movie was written for the screen and directed by Richard Linklater. He uses the same “rotoscoping” technique that made his movie Waking Life innovative. The movie stars Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey, Jr, Woody Harrelson and Wynona Ryder. The trailer looks awesome and I hope the movie has great success. If you haven’t read the book, I suggest you read it now.
Bank Locater posted 37 Rules to Being a Man. These are quite funny and true.
1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:
– When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
– The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
– After wrecking your boss’ car.
– One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
– When she is using her teeth.
2.) Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. Read more
Congrats go to one of the best players in the game, Albert Pujols. Today it was announced he won the National League Most Valuable Player Award.
In finally winning the National League’s Most Valuable Player Award, it may appear that Albert Pujols has reached the pinnacle. After a Rookie of the Year trophy, numerous other citations and a slew of close-but-not-quite MVP candidacies, finally he has been recognized as the man in the Senior Circuit. Read More from MLB.